My name is Creede Fitch, and I'm an addict. A bottle opener addict. For some reason, I'm inexplicably drawn to them and when I see a good one, I'm powerless. I must buy it. Generally this isn't a problem, because when I say a "good one" I mean a really incredible one. If it's brass, even better. Unfortunately for me, Spartan has an amazing line up of gorgeous brass bottle openers, over half of which I already own. As you can imagine going there can be a dangerous endeavor for me. Luckily there are plenty of other amazing goods in the store to distract me.